Product Plug: The Squatty Potty
Fun Fact: Conner is an incessant Amazon Primer of products I never knew existed on this earth.
Case in point: The Squatty Potty.
Apparently humans were made to squat, but somewhere along the lines some big-shot in the marketing department led us to believe that two-piece, comfort height, dual flushing toilets were the answer to your morning business.
False. Squatting is actually the answer to the best day, every day.
After hiding our geriatric-esque addition to the restroom for months each time a guest would come over for a visit, I finally took my first step on the 7” plastic stool.
I won’t go into details about how the S.P. is ergonomically sound for proper pooping posture (which it is), but I will say with the utmost confidence from my now daily experience, the squatty potty is perhaps the most satisfying solution to your morning routine. You know that extra pep-in-her-step Cathy from the break room has every Monday morning? It’s the Squatty Potty.
And if you’re feeling cocky, there is a 9-incher for only the squattiest of squatters. I’m guessing my UPS bud will be dropping that puppy off any day now.
The Squatty Potty
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